Wrath of the Honey Bees

What did I hear, what do I fear

Water on porcelain oh dear oh dear

Mama just said time for my bath

Dart out door and down the path

Over sidewalk through the hedge

Shove off curb, over the edge

Splash through puddle escape to the trees

Snagged my shirt, skinned my knees

Yay I’m clear, now’s time for fun

Just a few more minutes, there’s still sun

Mom is calling but she’ll be fine

She loves to tell me the day is mine

Catch spiders lizards kiss me a frog

Search for beetles under rotten old log

Climb an oak tree the better to see

Where is it at that buzzing old bee

There above a honeycombed nest

Ooh just taste it, ain’t it the best

Sniff and smell as bees swarm round

Circling buzzing a really neat sound

Stick in a finger for just one taste

Licky sticky yummy gummy paste

More bees are swarming flying about

Fall from tree scream and shout

Whoops! Oops! Ow! That really hurts!

Mean old bees they’re really the worst

Stomp the comb and take off fast

One tasty treat will have to last

Runnin’ dodgin’ swattin’ at bees

Save me Mom! I’ll eat my pees!

Dart in door slam it shut

Sorry for the mud and burrs on my butt

Bath time you said I’m ready now Mom

Yes I look like a filthy dirt bomb

Mama shakes head follows her cub

Off with the clothes into the tub

Sighs and chuckles kisses boo-boo

Time for a bath with Winnie the Pooh