BOMBER MAN

SONG SATIRE: To the tune of “Nowhere Man” by The Beatles

He’s a mad Bomber Man

Building pipe bombs in a can

Plotting all his explosive plans for bloodshed

Targets out a likely school

Plants a locker bomb or two

Just wants to kill a child or three

Bomber Man, don’t hasten

Could be you that you’re hating

Bomber Man, the girls will still make demands

Really pissed at you and me

Despises all humanity

Bomber Man, please don’t hate me at all

Bomber Man, we’re sorry

Tone it down, no worry

Place a call for someone’s help

Don’t make a stand

Childhood was all askew

Bet your father beat on you

Don’t blame us all just leave it be

Bomber Man just list them

To your problems I’ll listen

Bomber Man, my ears are yours to command

He’s a mad Bomber Man

Building pipe bombs in a can

Plotting all his explosive plans for bloodshed

Plotting all his explosive plans for bloodshed

Plotting all his explosive plans for bloodshed